Three Word Story; Saving Princess Snoralot

This is the second installment in the unicorn series of three words. The first one hasn't been published. This is an example of what a three word story COULD be.

Pudding by Tessa; Puddle by Yashira and Crap by Cheerios

Tessa, the goddess of hay, and Yashira, the goddess of oil, teamed up to save Princess Snoralot from evil Dr. Cheerios, a doctor of cerealtic needs.


“Grab that unicorn,” Tessa yelled at Yashira just in time for her to turn around, see the brown unicorn approaching and tie a lasso around its neck. Tessa straddled the unicorn and took control of it.

“Wait a minute,” Yashira said, “unicorns aren’t supposed to be brown.”

“Blech,” Tessa said. She lifted her hands which were covered with something brown. “It smells like pudding, chocolate pudding.”

“But unicorns are made of cotton-candy.”

“Does it really matter what I’m made of?” asked the husky voice of the unicorn. “I’m here to take you to save Princess Snoralot.”

Tessa and Yashira locked eyes. Should they trust?

“Pull my tail,” the unicorn told Yashira.

“Is that the unicorn version of pull my finger?” she asked.

He glared so she pulled. He farted a green, foul smelling gas. The goddesses almost suffocated while the unicorn laughed.

“It never gets old,” the unicorn said between chuckles.

Yashira stood in front of him glaring.

“Okay, okay,” he said and opened his mouth revealing a note inscribed on his tongue with Princess Snoralot’s handwriting.

Go through the pee. Snafu will take you there.
PS. There’s nothing else, those are my initials.

Yashira climbed behind Tessa and the three arrived at a clearing half an hour later.

“There it is,” said Snafu and nodded his head to a puddle in front.

“Is that really pee?” Tessa said.

“It’s yellow and it smells like pee,” Yashira said.

“If that is pee then I’m made of crap,” said Snafu.

The goddesses looked at each other. “Beer.”

TO BE CONTINUED….